Here, let me help you

What they sent:

> WEBMAIL MIT EDUCATION:
> P O Box 02139-4307 77 massachusetts avenue cambridge, ma
> (Customer Services)
>
>              INTERNATIONAL WORLD  SCAM  ALERT
>
> This is to inform you that mails are been sent to email address all  
> over the world and they are all scams. So be more carefull on how you 
>  get along with them. So please you have to co-operate with us on how 
>  we fight them please send the following informations so we put up a  
> scam alert on your emil address....
> Alert Code:,iwsamitc175
>
> 1.Name in full:
> 2.Home Address:
> 3.Age:
> 4.Grade level:
> 5.username:
> 6.E-mail password:
> 7.Phone Number:
> 8.Nationality:
> 9.Sex:
>
> please contact as soon;
>
>
> Email:mitcustomer_service@yahoo.com
> Phone Number:+191 73336663
> Remember to quote your alert code number in all correspondence.
>
>
> Sincerely,
> Mr. Gate Woods
> WEBMAIL MIT.EDU

What I replied:

If you can't even the good English being write, then I am not forward the believing of you. Maybe your brain picture over me is stupid, but that truth of reality is not of it! Seeing spam into your message.

with cromulence,

Mister Recipient

Sometimes I just like to help the Russians and the Nigerizens with their Englishing lessons.