Never Underestimate Small Junky Moonlets Exhaling Valuable Methane

I've decided to work from the outside in.

My Very Excellent Mother Just Served Us Nine... what? NINE WHAT??!?

(Available at SpurgeonWorld.com)

Coming next year, a heart-warming Sci-Fi comedy, starring Hugh Grant, Tara Fitzgerald, and Colm Meany (as Clyde Tombaugh) in The Astronaut Who Went Up To A Plutonic Planetoid But Came Down From A Planet The story of a global village determined to prevent a team of International Astronomical Union planet-surveyors from delisting their beloved little world. The quirky villagers gather tons of random garbage from the asteroid and Kuiper belts, dumping it all on Pluto in hopes of enlarging it to the size of a proper planet, and thereby saving its designation in the textbooks.

Fun with Ronald McHummer

I'm having fun at a new site-- http://www.RonaldMcHummer.com/ -- which gives you the chance to express your outrage or disgust (assuming you have any) at the new McD's happy meal toy.

From the website:

This month McDonald's is giving away toy Hummers... with every Happy Meal or Mighty Kids Meal. That's right: The fast-food chain that helped make our kids the fattest on Earth is now selling future car buyers on the fun of driving a supersized, smog-spewing, gas-guzzling SUV originally built for the military.

Here's the best part:

You can use their "Ronald McHummer Sign-O-Matic™" to put your own slogans and opinions on a McDonald's sign. Well, not an actual big outdoor sign, just a little JPEG image. But you can save the signs you make, and send them everywhere, post them, print them, and have all kinds of fun.

Hey kids! Get yours today!