What would you say were your big mistakes?

As they flock in great numbers, exchanging their hard-won piles of birdseed for a volume so few of them will ever read, one hears the sad cry of the Teabag-crested American Nitwit: "Sign our books! Sign our books! Sign our books!"

By tomorrow, we will no doubt learn exactly why the abrupt departure of Sister Sarah's Tour Bus of Broken Dreams was really Obama's fault.