My Very Excellent Mother Just Served Us Nine... what? NINE WHAT??!?

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Coming next year, a heart-warming Sci-Fi comedy, starring Hugh Grant, Tara Fitzgerald, and Colm Meany (as Clyde Tombaugh) in The Astronaut Who Went Up To A Plutonic Planetoid But Came Down From A Planet The story of a global village determined to prevent a team of International Astronomical Union planet-surveyors from delisting their beloved little world. The quirky villagers gather tons of random garbage from the asteroid and Kuiper belts, dumping it all on Pluto in hopes of enlarging it to the size of a proper planet, and thereby saving its designation in the textbooks.