Doctors to Search for President's Head

It seems they're finally looking in the right place.

Doctors believe they have finally located the President's head.

Additional measures

From nytimes.com...

“WASHINGTON, July 2 &mdash President Bush said today that he had used his power of clemency to commute the 30-month sentence for I. Lewis Libby Jr., the former top aide to Vice President Dick Cheney, who was convicted of perjury in March and was due to begin serving his time within weeks. “The action, announced just hours after a federal appeals court denied Mr. Libby’s request to allow him to remain free while his case is on appeal, spares Mr. Libby his prison term, but it does not excuse him from stiff fines or probation. ... “In June, Mr. Libby was sentenced to 30 months in prison and a $250,000 fine after he was convicted in March of obstructing justice and lying to a grand jury and F.B.I. agents who were investigating the disclosure of the identity of a Central Intelligence Agency operative, Valerie Wilson.”

Sonofabitch shoulda been sentenced to 30 months in prison, a $250,000 fine, and a good swift kick in the ass.  

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